Nobody knows how the Two Dead Craigs died. Not the coroner, not the priest, and definitely not the Craigs. Ask Sr. and he'll just stare at you. Ask Jr. and he'll make something up.
Official time of death: never. EST. NEVER isn't a tagline — it's the coroner's report.
What is known: they've been dead together forever, and they've spent most of it doing nothing. Every misadventure gets documented as a case file. You're looking at one now.
CASE FILE #002: THE POSSESSION SESSIONS
While Lazy sleeps, the Craigs make beats — and release them under their own name.